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Stupid Is the New SmartCopyright ">Copyright © 2005 Ken Ficara
Ken Ficara: Vocals, guitar, harmonica
Mike Skliar: Guitar, dobro, bass
Produced by Ken Ficara
Recorded via email
I read the news these days and I get real worried
I'm scared that we're going to hell in a hurry
Things are going wrong everywhere you turn
And you get more concerned the more you learn
Hey but you don't have to feel this way
Paying attention just doesn't pay
The news is scary, you don't understand
Just don't read it, stick your head in the sand
The less that you think the better it looks
Turn on the television, put down that book
Let's be dumb and happy while the country falls apart
Because stupid is the new smart
I spent years learning how to write
But now I read my email and it gives me such a fright
Spelling's gone to hell, grammar rules are disobeyed
Everybody's writing like they failed third grade
They say it doesn't matter, forget about the rules
If you write in lower case it'll make you look cool
Don't bother typing words, you can use abbreviations
No one cares in an illiterate nation
Scores are dropping on the SATs
All our engineers come from overseas
Nobody bothers learning history
We turn to TV for reality
Politicians talk about what country to attack
But Americans can't even find these places on a map
"I can't pronounce the name but it's full of terrorists
"So we better go invade though I don't know where it is."
Soon we forget what the politicians told us
They're lying through their teeth because they know we won't notice
Inconvenient facts down the memory hole
"We don't care, where's the remote control?"